More Like Martin Scorsese's The DeFRAUDed. Gottem. (St. Louis Cardinals (51-46) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (53-43))

Jul 26, 2022

If I were the Red Sox, I would merely sit the fuck down for the rest of the season.

They’re coming, I swear to god. Actual higher-effort content is on its way within the week, I stake my life on it.

God bless everything about that weekend. No notes from me. Beautifully done all around. Really did a fantastic job bringing it home. And the Blue Jays did pretty good too.

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Completely fun and normal GRAND SLAM 🙌

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40 runs scored this series: A new club record 🤯 #NextLevel

Shame that had to happen on the same weekend that David Ortiz was inducted into the Hall of Fame. Shame that had to happen on what should have been a joyous weekend for the Red Sox franchise. Real shame.

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TRANSACTIONS

No transactions to report this time around, so this spot will instead be converted into a shrine dedicated to the GOAT, Buck Martinez, who will be returning after an apparently successful thus far fight against cancer.